I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
that's an acceptable place to lick
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
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