..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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