if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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