butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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