Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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