That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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