I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
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