I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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