You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
