What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
she told me i tasted like america
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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