you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
They took my balls.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
