Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I know her cup size but not her name....
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