You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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