That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
