Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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