oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
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