420 ftw
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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