Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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