I just saw a hot homeless man
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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