Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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