Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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