Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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