is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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