well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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