My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Randomize
