WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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