either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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