Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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