I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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