But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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