Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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