I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
