i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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