just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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