its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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