Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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