kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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