Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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