I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Shame - the story of my life.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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