I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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