What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
When are your genitals available?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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