I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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