But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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