Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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