he looks like a really good dad on facebook
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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