God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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