her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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