Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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