Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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