well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
