you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I have fence marks all over my body
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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