ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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