you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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