you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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