I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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