he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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