she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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