yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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